Hello friends,
I’ve observed the lack of information that my Master have shared with you from our recent trip so I thought I’d jump into the writing seat and share my travel diaries with you instead. The actual journey from Monaco to London was a drag so I slept through most of that to save up some energy for my mission. My mission is of course to catch the flying objects (which she calls birds) that seem to be following us everywhere we go. Smug little bastards..
We started to track them down in Green Park. I say we to be “including”, but really my master doesn’t get it.. she is actually slowing us down but I love her and she gives me food so I can’t really get rid of her although it is tempting at times like when I was clearly in the middle of camouflaging myself using a perfectly filthy pile of dirt to rub myself in and she takes us to look at horses which she seemed overly excited about. HORSES…
If I could.. just… rub.. a little..
After we had to call off the mission of taking down the flying objects (I was close!) we went to a coffee shop in Soho. Because I’m so brilliant and talented I get to go inside coffee shops where no others of my kind are allowed. I think they have yet to figure out how to use the power combination of big puppy eyes and a wagging tail. Idiots.
When the mission was called off we headed back to France. Finally my Masters took to their senses and put me in the lead. Let’s see… doggie room service….
We drove to the Sofitel hotel in Lyon where we got a big suite for me to run around in and a little French midget came to deliver some proper food for me. Chicken. Hah, where’s your smug little face now wing-thing? :D
That seems to cover everything that I thought was exciting about the trip. I remember my Masters whining about an 11 hour drive back home but it didin’t seem that stressful to me as I was just passed out on the back seat. I intend to spend tonight killing my stuffed penguin I stole from some other dogs in London.
Tomorrow will be my 6th month birthday and I’ve heard whispers of long walks and lots of play in the park, I’ll obviously act surprised as they seem to like it when I’m excited. Those wing-things are going down!
Hope you’re enjoying your evening and good luck in the calendar contests!!


















































































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Aww wee Linus, what a cutie!
Yes, he is :D
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This is seriously the cutest thing I have ever read!! :)))
xx
Lana
Hehe, I’m happy you enjoyed it :) xx
Celina recently posted..Linus’ Travel Diaries
You have the cutest puppy in the world!!
Thank you, I agree :D
Celina recently posted..Linus’ Travel Diaries
Hahaha Celina this made me laugh so much. Or umm should I rather say Linus? hehehe
Sooooo cute!!!! I love the picture where Linus is “driving” :))
Happy you enjoyed it :D That picture is so hilarious!!
Celina recently posted..Linus’ Travel Diaries
Aww Linus is the sweetest!!! I love to read his little adventures!!!
Yes he is a little cutie :D
Celina recently posted..Linus’ Travel Diaries
Hahaha I love this!
:D
Celina recently posted..Linus’ Travel Diaries
The birds never had a chance! What with Leaping Linus on their tails….. so lovable. Happy Birthday cutezey.
There is a big leap towards EVERY bird in sight – he is determined to take them down.
Celina recently posted..Linus’ Travel Diaries
Herlig Celina. “wing-things” – elsker det. Our little “furry” friends understand much, much more than they let us believe…
Hilse til “skyggen” din og vel utført “mission completed” Monaco – London – Monaco pr. bil (= James selvfølgelig he, he).
Hihi, ja de er nok langt lurere enn vi tror ;) Bilturen var det faktisk jeg som stod for, begge veier. James har ikke lappen… ennå. Jeg tenkte jeg skulle gi han kjøretimer til jul i år så jeg slipper å kjøre den strekningen igjen ;)
Linus,
Even I noticed how Your Master Was Talking Less About You :(
But I’m Glad That You Stood Up, Took Action And Here You Are! :D Muahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh n *Hugs*
Happy Appy Budday To You In Advance >:D<
Your Master's Very Lucky To Have You But Let's Admit It That You Are Equally Lucky To Have Her.. 'm Sure Agree :D
Thank you :D
Celina recently posted..Linus’ Travel Diaries
Great love it the one driving the car is amazing. It sure put a smile on my face!
Haha, I too love that photo :D
Han er så utrolig fin! For en herlig farge på han..de blir så fort “store” også..liker gjesteinnleggene hans :)
Tusen takk, jeg er selvfølgelig helt enig – han er så vakker <3 De vokser veldig fort og Linus har vokst ekstra raskt ifølge veterinæren, men han blir jo bare finere og finere for hver dag syns jeg.
Aww this is so cute and funny!
Linus, make sure you jump into the writing seat more often, you definitely have a talent!
Happy you liked it :) I’m sure he’ll have more tales to tell once he moves to London for a few months.
I smiled while reading this. It’s so cute!
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Linus tells me he is happy to put a smile on your face :)
Linus <3
I have just seen this post since Iva told me about it (as she constantly reads your blog). I must say this is a wonderful and refreshing post that made me laugh an think of all the similar stuff Iva and I tend to say about our two dogs. Linus seems like a really cool dog with lot’s of devious thoughts and plans. I hope he will manage to accomplish most of them if not all and earn a lot of dog treats by doing it. How’s that stuffed penguin holding on btw? :))
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So happy you girls liked it :D Linus is definitely a devious little guy! What kind of dogs do you have? The penguin is still half alive, the christmas hat is hanging in a lose thread… he’s having lots of fun!
We have Cookie she is a cross breed ( we reckon belgian shepherd with german shepherd :) ) and Bess, she is the world’s most goofy border collie :)
Lol, you should make a video of his holiday joys ;)
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Aww, how cute!! I grew up with German Shepherds, they are wonderful! So are Boarder Collies! <3
For en fantastisk herlig historie. Jeg satt på toget og leste den, lo og skrattet så høyt at medpassasjerene sikkert trodde at julegavehandelen endelig hadde tatt knekken på min mentale tilstand. Herlig, herlig, herlig – ja til flere Linus-historier. Godt å vite at dere er vel fremme i Monaco igjen. Ønsker dere alle sammen en fortryllende 3. adventshelg.
Klem fra en utslitt julegaveshopper i Berlin!
Fnis, så bra! Å, det er så pinlig når latteren tar over på offentlige plasser! Og når man prøver å overtale seg selv til å holde igjen er det hvertfall umulig!
Håper julegavehandelen var vellykket! :)
Klemmer
This is hilarious! Would definitely love to see more posts from Linus’ point of view
Lol didn’t realize behind that sweet face were so many conniving thoughts! Loved this :)
He has us all fooled, Luiza.
Oh how cute! Linus, how creatively and well written ;-) He has really grown so much. Happy 6 months birthday to Linus!
Awe. I love when Linus makes a post hehe. He is so adorable. I just want to hug him and give him belly rubs. He is such a little fluff ball.
I’m glad to hear he did well on the trip. I know it’s hard to travel with a dog for a long drive. My puppy loves car rides as long as he can sit in my lap while I drive. Which is a driving hazard. Lol.
I’m so happy to hear you are all home safe! Happy 6 month birthday Linus. He really has grown so fast. Soon he will be off to college. Lol ;)
Lots of love
Krystle xxoo
I’ve probably missed something, but are you going to move to London or is this flat only for holidays?
Your place in Monaco is beautiful, so I can’t wait to see what you do with the one in London. Are you going to post pictures of the progress? :)
As for this post, Linus is a little cutie. Absolutely adorable <3
We’re half moving :) We’ll spending winter in London and summer in Monaco :) I’m sure there will be some interior posts, this will be my new fun project :D
Linus is the best, such a little charmer :)
So cute!! Love this type of posts, it’s funny!
hahahaha, så utrolig skjønt!!
Linus er virkelig flink å skrive reisebrev. DIGGER bilder hvor Linus “kjører” bilen. Måtte trekke på smilebåndet da ja… hihi…
My puppy lulu (5 months) is also currently waging a war against the flying objects. Tell Linus he has a soldier in New Zealand carrying on the good fight!
LINUS is so handsome! Such a cool guy. I especially love that photo Linus in BMW. <3
Linus’s story is hilarious! The fluffier the dog, the greater the desire to rub in dirt and other gross stuff…scientific fact. :)
Hi hi, så morsomt, koselig og forfriskende skrevet :) Liten kar med mange talenter, det der!